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Men are Men, Dogs are Dogs

  • Written by Byron Griffin
menaredogsMen are dogs! That’s it plain and simple, no need to read any further. Thanks for your time and attention. If only it was that simple.

First things first, check the dictionary and you will find two extremely different definitions for dog and man. So why has this weak cop out been believed and accepted by women for so long. Well if you are satisfied with this unfounded tale you can turn the page now but if you are ready for the unadulterated truth: continue reading.

 

Ladies the problem starts with training. Men are trained wrong from boyhood. And training starts the first day a young chap leaves the boundaries of his own yard and adventure through the neighborhood. The neighborhood is where a young man finds out that he is still a virgin: never had “any”. Now it’s on! He has joined the hunt to find his “first”. Once the lad conquers his first mission, he gains status with neighborhood. However, the neighborhood will soon notify the youngster that he’s not certified yet because he only had one. Thus, the game of seek and destroy begins and females are the opposition. Once a young man is successful in the early stages of the game he will soon find out there is more to achieve. Not only do you have to get some but also now you have to be hitting it right. This stage gets confusing.

I wish a poor training ground was the only problem to resolve, but is anything ever that simple. There are some factors that make it easier for a man to cheat. Nothing can make a man cheat, but some things make it easier on his conscious to cheat. For example, neglect will surely lead your man to Club Cheatin’. Ladies your man wants your time and attention just as much as you demand his time and attention. He may not beg you for it, but he does want to be pampered and praised from time to time. Abuse is the sister of neglect. If you abuse your man verbally and/or physically his workload will soon multiply. This is a no brainer; no one likes abuse. The mother of them all is, bickering and complaining. Sistas, you are beautiful, intelligent, and creative, just look at all the hairstyles you sport. Use these same attributes to redirect and persuade your man. Because bickering and complaining may get your needs and wants met for a while, but soon your voice will become more irritating than the emergency broadcast system alert. Your man’s head will start to spend for every soft-spoken voice he hears.

The last infidelity aid to discuss is perhaps the toughest to remedy. It is never hard to teach misbehavior, misbehavior is inherited by nature. Just observe a toddler for a few minutes. The toddler will act a fool without being prompted. Even when a relationship is free of the previously mentioned ailments, there are still some hurdles that may appear. One of the highest hurdles may be temptation. Temptation is strong and it is real. It doesn’t matter if a man has been faithful for twenty years, if he’s not on guard and in shape he can fall to temptation. And twenty years of fidelity wont’ be able to measure up to one act of infidelity. So is temptation too strong to be tamed? Well the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Since both sexes are susceptible to temptation, a couple may fight temptation together. Refer to the OneAndOnly for further instructions.

Things may look bleak at times, but with correct training, healthy elements and strong spirits men can and will be faithful. Undo what’s been done and love forever.

By: Byron Griffin

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